[Intro: Spoken]
Now, the festive season often gives us pause to ruminate on the important things in life. Friends. Loved ones. That time hordes of video game villains crawled out of my computer to eat turkey and wear party hats....

One year ago, you may recall
A horde of horrors came to call
To deck the halls and trim the tree
Escaped their games and came to me
Well, one year on, no, I'm not scared
I've sent the invites, I'm prepared
For all the monsters, blood and gore
I've laid some tarps down on the floor

[Chorus]
It's another horror holiday
Every villain stops the killin', puts their weapons away
For another horror holiday
Won't be furthering the murdering till January
On another horror holiday
In this season even demons get some time off to play
It's another horror holiday
For me and you
They won't attack so pull a cracker or two

[Verse 1]
Bendy and Boris are getting excited
Spiraling Bertram in fairy lights
The animatronics are far less demonic
Unlike the Sonic that Bonnie invited
Little Misfortune, her glitter it glistens
As she draws a face on the rock she was given
The SCPs are trimming the tree
They're all just so pleased to not be imprisoned
Granny and Grandpa start to slumber
Bierce and Baldi dance a number
Mr. X, as you'd expect
Is decked in Mr. X-mas jumper
The Bandit and the Puppet
Brought each other string replacements
Ayuwoki and the Neighbor
Share their love of creepy basements
Fran Bow is out in the snow
She's hanging with Bill, Louis, Francis, and Zoey
Now she's trading meds with Alma
And her eyes are kinda glowy
You know we won't ever be starving
Maxwell and Charlie have started the carving
Though the Goose has run away
And stole the keys to my apartment
[Chorus]
It's another horror holiday
Every villain stops the killin', puts their weapons away
For another horror holiday
Won't be furthering the murdering till January
On another horror holiday
In this season even demons get some time off to play
It's another horror holiday
For me and you
But don't forget Cthulhu too

[Verse 2]
GLaDOS, the WAU and SHODAN
Think the PlayStation is broken
But the truth is Glitchtrap filled it up
With hidden Fazbear tokens
The Board and the Hiss have drunkenly kissed
Though nobody knows where the mouth on it is
In the garden Kindergarten staff
Have barely killed any kids
Arts and Crafter's making cards
And Isaac Clarke has brought the Markers
Rosie's cozy in a scarf
But Bouncer's gloves are slightly harder
Mr. Hippo, Mr. Voice
And Mr. Hopp have struck a chord
While the Slendytubbies mingle
'Mongst a million different hordes
A lawn adorned with organs
Makes the locals get suspicious
You know the Hunter's dreaming
Of a blood-red Christmas
Don't you panic, I've a plan
For all the things they've impaled
Just invite the guys who work Viscera Cleanup Detail!
[Chorus]
It's another horror holiday
Doom Slayer isn't slaying, he's just riding a sleigh
For another horror holiday
Frank West is by the fire with a choir of zombies(He's made s'mores, you know!)
On another horror holiday
Herobrine has left the mines to craft us a cake
It's another horror holiday
Sans and Papyrus don't meet the requirements, but they're here anyway
On another horror holiday
No violent frights on this silent night
It's another horror holiday
But when Christmas is through
You know that they'll be coming for you!

[Spoken, distorted; Outro]
RUN!