[Verse 1: The Stupendium]
Sun dawns on a charming town
From the farm an alarming sound
I've been charged with the charging round
Now I'm in charge I'mma barge it down
Say hello to the Capra Hircus
That's ‘goat’ to the not so learned
Got no permit, got no purpose
Herd-less, murderous, at your service
Universe's staunchest critic
Never thought much of the laws of physics
I'm a nuisance in a whole new sense
Newton never glued tongues to a Civic
Don't care if you go to the gym
You'll never keep control of your limbs
'Cus I leave more ragdolls than Rosie and Jim
So duck when I buck or you're going for a swim
I'm a bomb blast sporting some long black horns
Like a compact horse full of impact force
It's fact if a thing is intact then I'm gonna hit that
Shatter it and bring back scores
One butt to your bumper and you're flambéed
Nah, you don't know the meaning of a ram raid
Leave you with a shiner so bright you might
Swap that band-aid out for a lampshade
There's no so triumphant an ungulate
Under the sun so come on, wanna come for it?
Four-hooved wonder of thunderous encumbrance
Tear you asunder and run for the fun of it
Stumble in front of my muzzle and you're busted
Force of a blunderbuss - call me a mus-kid
I stampede, I bleat, you bleed
Best get your insurance premium adjusted
[Chorus 1: The Stupendium]
And sure as mountain breaks for skies
A noble hero shall arise
One chosen who, so bold and true
With cloven hooves and brutal cries
A beast so twisted and deformed
The kingdom rests upon his horns
We just can't say if we'll be slayed
Along his way to fame and glory

[Verse 2: The Stupendium]
Did you hope you’d get advanced warning?
Know this goat’s the best at barnstorming
I’ll smash your teeth in gymnastic feats
This elastic beast is performing
My skeletal structure’s a bit of a mystery
Pardon, Darwin?
You must have missed me
Half in the garden
Half in the city
One heck of a flex but I’m extra twisty
It’s a bit of a stretch, all the damage I do
‘Cus I’m pretty adept at slamming my hooves
Through the fence while my head is jammed in the roof
Don’t care what the devs really planned me to do
When I bleat I leave no survivors
I am a freak with adhesive saliva
One lick of the tongue and you’re fixed to be flung
Unless you click to become a subscriber
I can be a tall goat
I can be a small goat
I can be a barely even goat-like at all goat
With anatomies so frantically random
David Attenborough would grapple with a sore throat
Mess with the bull and you get the horns
That bull’s got nothing on a Capricorn
Capricious caprine in a jetpack flying
Better get back I’m about to storm in
And wreck another peaceful day
As a piece of bread or as a microwave
Don’t need a fleece
See every species
Is just a goat with a coat of paint
Now I’m done and your town is a write-off
Got no thumbs to accomplish a mic drop
One tip, if you value your life
Stop living it right by the side of the livestock
[Chorus 2: The Stupendium]
Out among the worlds afar
They say you can hear the 'Baaa'
In a distant nebula
They say that he licked the stars
Dashing in depravity
Thrashing against gravity
Gallantly he gallops
The last hope for the galaxy
Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
(Baa ba baaa)
Baa baa baa baaa ba baaaaa
(Baa ba baaa)
But as debris is raining down
With flames and screaming all around
Perhaps it wasn't the best plan
To let him pilot without hands