[Verse 1: The Stupendium]
New day and I'm raring to start
Okay, let’s look at your chart
New spleen? Cool beans, pretty routine
But what say we take a look at your heart?
It seems we're fresh out of spleens
But that won't matter a smidge
'Cause I’ve sent Milo to see what we have got in the fridge
These kidneys won’t keep
So while you’re blissfully sleeping
I’ll throw some in for free, a little treat in your treatment

[Chorus: Bonecage]
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Well, go ahead and make my day
Open up so I can feel your heartbeat
I wanna get inside you in a good way, hey
You atе it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled еggs
Hey man, I'm gonna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way

[Verse 2: The Stupendium]
You might find a shrub for a lung, unlikely
Nurse misheard me when I asked for an IV
At least try three, had no cats on your CAT scan
What were you expecting when you asked for a trans-plant?
We soon gave up with the tracking the rates of patient survival
'Cause I am psych-i-opathic as I am homeo-cidal
We heard it’s hip to recycle so now your hip’s a bicycle
And we replaced your slipped disc with this record on vinyl
[Verse 3: Bonecage]
Digging through your small intestine
Gonna give you what you need
Sauerkraut and poor digestion are my two least favourite things
I wanna cut you open and take you apart
And put you right back together again
Eye for an eye and an arm for a leg and a pickle for an arm
Hey! What’s that doing in there?
Oh, you say you got a bad kidney, I'll put it in it's place
Open up, I wanna cure what ails you
I wanna get inside you in a good way, hey
Well, I'm a second-class sawbones but baby, that's okay
Come on, I'm gonna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way

[Verse 4: The Stupendium]
Day four of my medical residence
There’s organs to jettison and the morgue needs some specimens
Hippocratically negligent like I’m hacking at venison
There’s a reason it’s called "practising medicine"
So I’m excited to make your acquaintance
In the waiting room I’ve made in my basement
‘Cause I crave the sensation of your brains in my waste bin
I’m a nice guy but I keep losing my patients
If your internals have curdled and need some surgery urgently
It must be an emergency if your GP refers to me
I’m certain you’d prefer to see some nerd from university
Earned their degree deservedly
'Stead of free when they purchased the "Learning Surgery DVD"
This infernal infirmary, there’s a quirk in your circuitry
We’ll work on it externally
Pretty soon you’ll be surfing the one way gurney to purgatory
All aboard to absurdity, anaesthetic’s a courtesy
[Instrumental Bridge / Guitar Solo]

[Chorus: Bonecage]
So you say you wanna be my patient?
Well, go ahead and make my day
Open up so I can feel your heart beat
I wanna get inside you in a good way, hey
You ate it hard for breakfast
Baby, now you're scrambled eggs
Hey man, I'm gonna fix what's broken
I wanna get inside you in a good way

[Post-Chorus: Bonecage & (The Stupendium)]
I wanna get inside you in a good way
(I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way
(I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way
(I keep on losing my patients)
I wanna get inside you in a good way
(I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way
(I keep on losing my patients)
Wanna get inside you in a good way
(I keep on losing my patients)
[Outro: The Stupendium]
Scalpel? Yes, doctor
Aubergine? Here you are doctor
Rubber duck? Yes, doctor
Sponge? Here, doctor
No, for my brow, not a cake
Eh, you know what? Put the cake in too Okay
Why not?