[Verse 1]
Stanley stepped out of his office through the door
Took the stairway up to check the second floor
To the right, Stanley kept his storage, that was where his instincts led
But instead of right, he set his sights on the room to the left instead (to the left instead)
Stanley knew this room was not the proper choice
(No it was not the proper choice)
But he sat down and ignored his inner voice...
(he ignored his inner voice)
This whole "story" thing was something Stanley couldn't comprehend
Let's start over and find a proper end

[Break (spoken)]
Stanley's buttons had blah, blah, blah...you know how this goes
Stanley had to fix this!

[Verse 2]
Stanley took the right-hand door, no-STANLEY, RIGHT!
(For the last time, it's the right)
It appeared that Stanley wasn't very bright...
(Oh, Stanley, please!)
Now this story's utter rubbish, and it's frankly all your fault
Your disdain for my directions brought our plot line to a halt!
Let me see if I can get us back on course...
(See if I can get us back on course)
Oh dear. Now how'd we find ourselves outdoors?
(Stanley, did you touch something?)
I admit, this all seems foreign, but I loathe to recommend
We start over and find a proper end
[Break (spoken)]
Or at least something with air conditioning...
Hang on, Stanley. I have an idea
Let's try something different...

[Verse 3]
This should make our story shine!
The STANLEY PARABLE ADVENTURE LINE!
Now the plot is much more clear- (Adventure Line, Adventure Line)
Why'd it lead us into here...? (Adventure Line, Adventure Line)
That's not right...no, surely not (Adventure Line, Adventure Line)
Is this much closer to the plot? (Adventure Line, Adventure Line)
How's it worse with every turn?! (Adventure Line, Adventure Line)
Oh, isn't this a lovely fern? (Adventure Line, Adventure Line)

ADVENTURE LINE...

[Break (spoken)]
No...no I suppose it isn't
My standards are just becoming painfully low...

[Verse 4]
Stanley took the- hold on, Stanley's disappeared...
(Stanley's disappeared)
Stanley slept through his alarm, just as I feared...
(Just as I feared)
Well, our story doesn't need him! What'd Stanley ever do?
We'll find him a replacement...like you!
Yes, it's perfect! This new Stanley's much improved!
(He's much improved)
Other than the fact that Stanley hasn't moved...
(He never moved)
Come on, make us a decision! Think like Stanley! Play pretend!
Oh, I wouldn't- Oh, you did
Then it's time for me to bid
You and Stanley, a proper end...
[Outro]
But the video had so little budget, that instead of a massive fiery explosion, it simply cut to black