The Stupendium
Sonic the Hedgehog Rap Cypher
[Sonic: Cam Steady]
Sega made the Dream Cast, we're the dream team
Undisputed champions with these rings
But it ain't Seattle, 'cause this Sonic's never leaving
Led this since my genesis from pixels to the big screen
See me, I be well known, I made mountains with my revenue
That's Green Hill Zone, I ain't just one step ahead of you
It's looking like infinity, the way that I'm running this
I'mma lap you, then I'll run it back again for the fun of it, uh

[Tails: Breeton Boi]
Came in on the second likе my debut
They gon' try to play me, might as wеll have been a player too
Chasing big blue, now I'm moving like a player two
Ever since '06, I swear the kid has been unplayable
I'm that mechanic that never fails
Don't panic, used to be frail, now I'm going off the rails
The way I ball and grab the rings, I'd prolly rule NBA
Stuck behind me only way you matching up to my name, it's Tails

[Knuckles: NerdOut]
I'ma glide on the track, knock knock! It's Knuckles
They might have the speed, but they do not got the muscle
The toughest in the crew, yeah, I'm claiming it
Don't make me give you a sandwich with my name in it
Rings fly when I fight y'all!
Punch you in the face, the only rings you'll have left are the ones around ya eyeballs
Aiming at yo jaw, these jabs are gigantic
Double cone impression is left where my spikes landed
So knock if you buck and you ready to die, dammit
[Amy Rose Chi-Chi]
Ah, shit, we at it again! Woo!
A Rose by any other name couldn't rock the beat
'Cause boy, when Amy's in the game, you gonna feel the heat
I mean desire, I won't be shy
When I see blue streaks my heart catches fire like woo!
'Less you wanna feel the hammer, don't get in my way
I don't gotta read the cards to see how this all plays
Won't stop for anything
'Cause this hedgehog only wants one ring

[Silver: Connor Quest!]
Blast from the past, my future goals are now the present tense
Always AG when I'm in my element
Tell a kin I'm telekinetic with the shit that I'm doin'
I can move a mountain if I put my mind to it
If she hot as Blaze, kill the pussy and be billed for murder
She a rider, so I'm calling her the "Silver Surfer"
'06 was a miss, but still sticking to show you
Any trick to be rid of the kid "is no use"

[Blaze: Cami-Cat]
Blaze in the frame, and I'm
Blazin' like a flame
So amazing, I don't play
Bow to your highness, and say my name!
Yeah, I'm multi-planing it
My soul? I'm radiant
Sol Gems? I'm reining in
My kingdom? Reigning it
Though the kitty's got her claws, I'm cool headed, baby
I control the chaos, just call me Laura Bailey
[Rouge: FrivolousShara]
Something like a mercenary, but no mercy in my name
Judging a book by its cover, not bringing pleasure, I'm bringing pain
On my Barbara Gordon ish, Knuckles is my Bruce Wayne
Beyond a shadow of a doubt, these emeralds are mine to claim
When I Smash Bros, baby, I am more than a trophy
In the front row, handing out XOXO like
Tic Tac Toe, put my foot down, that's a drop kick
Dominatrix outfit, know you like this

[E-123 Ω: Louverture]
A straight machine, I see no peace, I'll kill those that discarded me
Put metal to your skull, and have you closer to my likeness, G
That boy tryna flex? Think he savage? Too lost in his E?
1, 2, 3 DIFFERENT BULLETS RIPPING THROUGH HIS SPLEEN
Worthless consumer models try to copy, but they lesser
Light a beta up like gamma rays, I'm the alpha/omega
Targets: I annihilate, no sympathy, I'm heartless
Team Darkness, we violate, my laser beam? I spark it

[Big: The Stupendium]
Big motherfucker, I'mma big motherfucker
What you doin' in my ruins while I fish for my supper?
My best froggy buddy, got abducted by some blubber
Shit, splishy drip, bitch, bend over, did I stutter?
Stick my rod in ya, as I fish for the amphibian
You got in ya', speak slow, but I'm a hot spitter
So you'd better not dream of casting me a look
Every line leaves you reeled in on a catchy look
Rather fuck around, dig underground with Knuckles? Show the cat some disrepect?
Pussies always skip the pussy on the character select
Well, you better best my levels if you wanna see the end
Truth is, I miss my friend
[Shadow: None Like Joshua]
I'm not a blue, I'm a black hedgehog, so you dead, dawg
When I'm pullin' out the lead rod, then they sped off
You cannot outrun the bullets, that'll blow your head clean off
I'll be driving by in a Maserati, I'm the edgy boss
Doin anything to be on top, like workin' with Robotnik
See these emeralds? Chaotic, with the way I'm shinin' on it
Soon I'm catchin' up to anybody, even Sonic
While he's watching me and Amy, get non-platonic, he's smallest
Giving her black tornado spins, then hoppin up in the saddle
Pullin' out all of my G.U.Ns, there is no doubt that I'm ready for battle
If I'll be racin' with Sonic for wins, he in the dark of Shadow's shadow
I'll be the hero, that's more Super Saiyan with blonde hair up on my ass, yo

[Super Sonic: Cam Steady]
Aye, I be running it back, the way I lap you, on the track, though
Always you coming in last, you stay behind me like a backbone
Attackin' em all with the dash, the way they, spinning from the fast flow
Carry the team on the back, the way I rep us like in Smash Bros
Check the mission, blast foes, opposition, pass those
Never switching, shift the transmission, I kick the pistons
It's zero to apparition, in half of a minute grab hold
Of anything you can, 'cause Super Sonic cannot rap slow