[Intro: The Stupendium]
Gather round, gather round, can the world's most confident spy pull it off? Let's get back and find out, shall we? In this week's thrilling adventures of Spy X Family!

[Verse 1: Lloid Forger (Ham Sandwich)]
Ay, it's a hard job tryna be a therapist
When undercover I been tryna hunt a terrorist
My kid is arrogant, in need of proper parenting
But honestly, this family unit is an experiment
Toeing the line between elegance and embarrassment
Totally blind to the mission, it's my imperative
I'm totally fine when it's my life on the line
But if I gotta rely on my daughter to climb
I'm dying of anxiety
And this a brand new feeling wеlling inside of me
I guess I rеally gotta have faith
But when I see my wife and child tryna live the life I styled
It could leave me blue in the face like cad bane
My wife a little bit too good at throwing hands
But I'mma still get it popping like I'm a soda can
And if you coming for my family, I'mma fold a man
Hidden in plain sight, giving in to no demands

[Verse 2: Anya Forger (Chi-Chi)]
Man, I gotta be dreaming
Now I got the family I've been needing
Never undermine what I can find between the lines
But I don't mind because their loves worth keeping
And I know it's gonna come down to me
Papa and mama got a lot to hide clearly
But hear me, the Forgers won't ever cease
We're on a mission, expedition to attain world peace
[Chorus: The Stupendium]
Ooh, what a family they are
There's something more about them, and they know it, just know it
Ooh, and they're all up to the task
Got secrets, but the secret is at heart, a family they are!

[Verse 3: Yor Forger (HalaCG)]
I'll be a good mum, and a great love to this kind and normal guy
Might teach this kid to fight, punch spoiled brats, I'll keep her safe
Got moves that'll kill, you never ever will know why
I can be a perfect wife with a little murder on the side, but
Thorn princess in a new dress
Found a prince, moved into a new nest
He wants education, the true best
In her school uniform looking the cutest
Hubby just slightly tightly wound a little
Weird he hired a whole island out, but I know
It's a perfect family I've found
And I'll lock my secret deep down

[Verse 4: Anya Forger (Chi-Chi)]
Woah, OK, it's a lot to unpack
But I'm kinda hungry now, many peanuts did we pack
No wait! No time, come on Anya, get in line
You got super special mission, and you can't waste any time
Even if you gotta deal with little jerks
Even if you gotta hide your quirks
Because you're in the know, and if you let them know
They're gonna let you go, I can't loose them, so, so
[Chorus: The Stupendium]
Ooh, what a family they are
There's something more about them, and they know it, just know it
Ooh, and they're all up to the task
Got secrets, but the secret is at heart, a family they are!

[Outro: The Stupendium]
And just like that, folks! Maybe a mission for information became a mission for love, hahahaha! Be sure to tune in next week, ow, what a family!