The Stupendium
Across the Spider Verse Cypher
[Verse 1: Spider-Man 2099 (Diggz Da Prophecy)]
This that new Jack Swing, just look at my chapter
Well known, go look at my stature
Real G's, we getting 'em packed up
Run for Miles, still endin' up captured
Not the itsy bitsy spider
We don't talk about events that lit the fire
Still movin' with a Sense, don't trip the wire
Look, I made a lot of hits, your chick admires
Said this life is good? Just look at the future
Mask off, not feelin' real super
Look, there's no choice, just follow our sutra
High off life, don't tickle my humor
Got talons and fangs, my balance insane
A gallon of pain combating the change
A talent to sling, I'm outta your lane
Watch out for the gang, don't challеnge the name

[Verse 2: Gwen Stacey (FrivolousShara)]
A queen from queens is what thеy need, with lightning speed I move to sit on my throne
Uh, behind the scenes, I fight to dream, these nightmares creep, I gotta be on my own
'Cause death loves Gwen Stacey, I'm a black cat, you been feeling lucky lately?
If I'm Ghost-Spider, gonna take a lot more to take me, dirty on my feet like Swayze
Move to the beat of my own drum
And a party ain't a party 'till I'm there, huh?
All systems go something like an anthem
Welcome to the new age, feel it in my bones, I'm Radioactive
[Verse 3: Flipside (Callon B)]
Uh, think I created a monster
Came through swangin', I'm fuckin' your block up
He thought I was a knock off
I show you who is the imposter
Power of mimicry
Twenty ninety nine, that's 'till infinity
Ride to the edge of time for my enemies
Identify that Flipside finicky
Yeah, that's that, ransack
Your place, pack rat
Know that I stay with the extras
Stack that Oscorp money in excess
Spin the block, no Tetris
Front page of the tabloid
Metal on me, no alloy
Come test it

[Verse 4: Miles Morales (Omeg@ Redd)]
Been runnin' this shit for the cardio
I do this shit for the Barrios
My shawty hold sticks like Rosario
She get straight to the bread and it's vamanos
Currently, I'm Miles away
Currency current, it ain't the same today
These electric currents currently certain
To dead a homie from Miles away
I don't care what you tryna say
Get the fuck out New York
Got these trees on my feet today
You get stomped in New York
I swing with the right like I'm holding a bolt from Zeus
This for my ones stuck in a noose
Eliminate a venomous degenerate
Then I'm Ghost like Gwen in the booth
[Verse 5: Spider-Ham (The Stupendium)]
I'm the web-head best expressed in the drawn line
Just like yours, but of course I'm porcine
Hope this hotdog's not of the pork kind
This Spider-Verse got cursed by the fourth line
Piggy skipped market for a short crawl
Whoops! That's trotter marks on your fourth wall
Hero with the hammer, sure, say Thor
But when was the last time bacon saved yours?
Fight me? Buddy, it'll be quite quick
Like so fast, you won't even see my quips
I've a mask on, you're not gonna read my lips
I'm a cartoon, literally read my thwips
Questioning the canon? Well, I can't be realer
What you think I'm packing all these acme gear for?
If E.B. White had a fever
Might be half as weird, but it can get weirder

[Verse 6: Unlimited Spider-Man (Dreaded Yasuke)]
I might get the most hate, but I won't waste any time for the ignorance
Y'all blame me with no case, should relocate, claiming I'm disingenuous
Even this new world, you are not a beast inside this zoo when I'm visiting
So go get a new referral from a top elite 'cause I know you're soliciting
There's a problem need to diagnosed, watchin' me, but there's something more Venomous
Suited up when danger's really kind of close and the tech in my watch is not limited
Looking like I go beyond and nothing is calm in anything I'm gonna give
Don't want no qualms from someone looking for a jawn, so go if you wanna live!
[Verse 7: Spider-India (The Kevin Bennett)]
Life was in poverty
Tried to be climbin' up out of it, got me a scholarship
Moved in with auntie and uncle
But still we got strugglin' pockets
I got me some opps, and they movin' demonic
Pavitr got powers that are proven impossible
Human and spider infusion, defying science
While he fighting crime and go anonymous, ay, ay
Sippin' chai in Mumbattan
Swing a line above traffic
Look at my gymnastics
I'm Simone Biles, but I'm an arachnid
Let me hit it, backflip and a calf-kick, get 'em apprehended by the damn wrists
Put 'em in the back of the sedan with a fat lip
Get a hand bit while I'm putting two fangs in
Face of the city, I mask it

[Verse 8: Jessica Drew (DA-WOLF)]
Keep my foot on their necks
Like Jess with the mess
All of its talk, that's all you invest
Best pay out your debts, a force I could flex
Strike, hit your pallet like it's a clef
I'm sure to connect, no order of web
Sound the Bugle, goddamn, that's a press
Daily on top of your thread
Scrolls got a hold so dark, they tight when I leave 'em on read
Man down, man down
Took me some time, but I got it now
I'm full court stepping, no out of bounds
Top of the key, I'mma do what I please
Don't need me a team that's switchin' jerseys
When the convenience is meetin' their needs
I got a family, that's all that I see (see, whoo!)

[Verse 9: Peter Parker (Wülf Boi)]
Ay, whatever you send at me
I feel it coming, no Abel
Been ill since I came out the cradle
I been on big screens, I been on cable
Carry my city, no wonder my back hurt
Empire State my stature, uh
They wanna pic, but I can not be captured
He getting mad from my banter, uh
I'm with my slime, my Lizard
No Curt Connors
You know that you can not hurt Parker
You the definition of the word fodder
He wanna twist my story and lie on my name
That's the real reason I'm hidin' my face
These other heroes is ridin' my wave
They bringing me back if I'm dyin' today

[Verse 10: Japanese Spider-Man (Ethan Ross)]
Shoot my web up, got a mecha, fuck Stark tech, yeah, I'm with Leapordon
One ten whippin' Spidey Car, pull up and fire army guns
I'm Marvellous on Marveller, got Spider Planet in my blood
OG gangster, web slanger, giant robots roll with us
Ain't no nanotech, this that Henshin, this is my ascension
Iron Cross army couldn't cross me, all their lives are endin'
Doctor Yamashiro gon' be proud when he lookin' down
Sixth Sense, Spider Sense, Professor Monster get knocked out

[Verse 11: Insomniac Spider-Man (DavDee)]
Got me like pew-pew, lil' buddy
That's the sound of the web, got it stuck in your head
You a thief in the night, now you stuck in a web
I get hella hang time, come and fuck with the kid
I'm sneaky, they plottin', my senses
Sensin', they passive aggressive
Dodging, I'm flyin', we steppin'
Can't get like Spidey, we get it
Probly outside with the shit
Love when I swing 'round the block, shoot that shit from the wrist
Who said that Spidey a kid?
Whole lotta fists, lil' baby, this cold as it gets
They wanna talk, but they sensitive
Tryna get like me with the sauce, but he so Mister Negative
Time to hit them with a sedative
Knew when I said this shit, you'd be the one that regretted it

[Verse 12: Spectacular Spider-Man (IAMCHRISCRAIG)]
Pardon, vernacular, feelin' Spectacular, they see the youngin, they know I'm the truth
I'm bringing panic to villainous enemies, got 'em all tweakin', they scared of a youth
People be thinkin' that I am a regular hero, but they can not do what I do
Trap that lil' boy in a web, know his life be in danger, he fight against the brown recluse
N***as not matchin' my energy
They don't see that the kid is an entity
If I come face to face with an enemy
Offin' his top, do that boy like a Kennedy
I be seein' the people that envy me
They ain't been in the field that I been in
I promise that they haven't seen what the kid has seen
So I walk in the light like it's Billy Jean

[Verse 13: Mayday Parker (Chi-Chi)]
They say that blood is thicker than water
So don your armor
No matter how much you may hide
The legend, it won't die
Slam dunk genetics, got greatness written in my genes
Don't bother checking your forensics, y'all know exactly what that means
It's Mayday, get that payday outta my way, babe, I did warn ya
Gotta hear the callin', done stallin' 'cause it's 'bout time we moved forward

[Verse 14: Bombastic Bag Man (McGwire)]
Easy ridin', bag and tag
I ain't just my suit, even half of that
Keep it quiet, acrobatic
Get a read from the floor and I'm back in action
Hold a secret, keep it well
'Cause I don't know just who you gon' tell like
Poison leakin', leave a shell
And I'mma go when I bag up myself like
One, two, three, four, leave the Venom on the floor
Cover up to settle all my scores like
One, two, three, four, if you ever wantin' more
Bag Man gon' give 'em what for now

[Verse 15: Spider-Byte (Zowie Zamora)]
I had to break out of reality
The things that I hated surrounded me
Until the end, I'll win, I'll be fine
And I can't go back, I don't have no regrets, I swear, I could just rewind
And do it all again
And do it all again
And do it all again
Do it all again, and do it all again

[Verse 16: Peni Parker (Knight of Breath)]
It's me and SP//DR out here setting the bar
It's my father who helped me get this far
We've got that daddy-daughter connection
I'm armored with robotic protection
Embraced radioactive injection
This spider gave my life new direction
A Penny for your thoughts, but evil won't break my mind
I'll climb the ranks of Parkers one step at a time

[Verse 17: Kaine Parker (TSUYO)]
Inside of my head
I know we're polar opposites
I wasn't like them
Until I found out who I was
No escape from being the clone of you
And I'm not hidin', I'll find my truth
I'll spend my life justifying who
I really am

[Verse 18: Spider-Punk (Sinewave Fox)]
I'm here to start a riot
Toxin in my veins, can't fight it
I keep it amped up, I been writin' these anthems
You get caught in my strings, I'll be makin' you sing
Fuck your authority
I'll leave you unplugged in a heartbeat
You're in the middle of a breakdown, what'll you do now?
Me and my crew stay tuned forever

[Verse 19: Superior Spider-Man (Oricadia)]
Do you hear me call?
I can't fall away
I start singin' songs
Of my dismay
I went through it all
They know what I became
Hold me before you fall
A hero with no cape

[Verse 20: Spider U.K. (Connor Quest!)]
It's a tangled web, but notice the hanging threads are frayed
So before my time's out, I know I'll be brave, fight back
Even if you see your life flash right before your very eyes
And if I fall, my heart won't die