[Intro: The Stupendium]
We all know that the internet is one big set of tubes
And through the years, they've had all sorts of music pumping through
So when MatPat asked me for a medley of its music trends
The question that I had to ask myself was "Will it blend?"

[Verse 1: The Stupendium]
"It's everyday, bro" Jake Paul says so, posing on his lawn
Rebecca Black says, "Take that back" There's one to focus on
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, you can just ask Lil' Jon (What?)
That reference was a little lazy, but we'rе still number one

[Chorus: The Stupendium & McGwire]
This one's a hit, just chеck the title
As seen on YouTube, IG, Spotify, and Tidal
This one's a hit (Hey), we're going viral
Gonna see me anyway, so don't touch that dial

[Verse 2: The Stupendium]
We learned just what the fox did croon, and Fox News too got autotuned
Plus Charlie Sheen and Bed Intruders, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Just do it!
Not to be Darude, tell me what's stopping you?
Now Daym, drop what your doing, help Kelly shop for shoes (Let's get some shoes)
I'm on a boat, and don't you know, my afghan's themed just right
While baby shark raves with the crabs deep down beneath the tide
[Pre-Chorus: The Stupendium with Chi-Chi & Cami-Cat]
Johnny? Johnny? Yes Papa?
Who do you idolize?
I'm rolling with Rick Astley, 'cause he's never telling lies

[Chorus: The Stupendium & McGwire]
This one's a hit, just check the title
As seen on YouTube, IG, Spotify, and Tidal
This one's a hit (Hey), we're going viral
Gonna see me anyway, so don't touch that dial

[Verse 3: The Stupendium]
Oh hey, I'm still alive, counting PSY's billion clicks
Meanwhile, Bo Burnham sits inside as I steal his whole shtick
So welcome to YouTube, welcome to Twitch
And a bunch of other sites, though I'm not sure which
Welcome to the internet, where I'm willing to bet you wished they'd picked a different opening pitch

[Outro: The Stupendium]
Take tunes both great and humorous and put them on display
With memes more numa-numerous than drops of chocolate rain
But if this thing's a failure and the audience complains
I'll just grab my ukulele, board that toxic gossip train