[Verse 1]
Boot up your computer, stick a disk in your console’s drive
Whatever platform you’re choosing, it’s time to switch on your mind
Could be Super Mario, shooters, FNaF or those evenings down in the mines
But if you look past all those shiny graphics you’ll be surprised what you’ll find
Inside these worlds we love, behind our TV screens
There’s so much to discover when you peek between
The tiny gaps in the story, science, math and the lore
We’ve got all that to explore, plus there’s some dеcent memes
How hard doеs a headshot blow? How fast does a hedgehog go?
Frogger might not last in biology class
But have you tried to dissect a Toad?
How creepers get to explode? The secrets buried in code?
You’ll never guess what happened to the guests that were left in that restaurant though

[Chorus]
In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat
With each achievement, your view becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve
These games have secrets inside and
As a team, we can find them
You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing
[Verse 2]
It’s a whole lotta’ research and the clues keep piling up
But you’re not a ScottGames teaser, you’re already bright enough
So sit back and grab a diet coke or a can full of human souls
And ask if you might survive the jump, chucking nuggets into the hole
Build a city in the sky and you might vomit from the motion
So you think to try it at the bottom of the ocean
Get the physics right or glass will probably be broken
Then it’s still more likely than the FNaF box ever opening
Carrion flesh, Marionettes
Keeping companions fed
How old Ash Ketchum gets
And we all know that Sans is Ness!
Never had I thought of Markiplier getting freaky
With a Pokémon made by combining other species
Volcanic pressure washing coughing, dogs inside the TV
The horror that is Monika and finding she could see me
The secret of the bottle flip, the Ender Dragon obelisks
Just why is Zipper’s body zipped? A million other theories
You may gain a wealth of knowledge
But you aren’t as rich as Luigi

[Chorus]
In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat
With each achievement your view becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve
These games have secrets inside and
As a team we can find them
You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing
[Synth Solo]

[Verse 3]
But we’re not contained to video games, there’s loads to explore
Will you or the food expire first, locked in a grocery store?
When navigating a labyrinth, how will you locate the door?
And five pro-strats for surviving traps if you were chosen in Saw
The cannibalism practiced on the Axiom Starship
The dragonfly mechanics of some animate cars
Impractical dynamics of a family of sharks
Or the best hamburger tactics when you’re stacking the parts
If everyone together does a clap and a half
We add the decibels we measure then map that on a graph
You’d see we don’t need professors here for cracking the answers
It’s clever but never forget, we’re having a laugh
And we’ll do a lot of learning on the way
The gears are always churning so just turn another page
Whoever said that work should be impervious to play
Never learned to peek behind the curtain of the games
A curious community is spinning the globe
You could join us too, but it’s a slippery slope
I’m addicted, so I think I’ll pick theories we wrote
Then I’ll wrap them with a bow and give it to the Pope

[Chorus]
In every level you beat and each boss battle defeat
With each achievement your view becomes a bit more complete
And with each twist that unfolds and every mystery you solve
We find a new way to see this ball on which we revolve
These games have secrets inside and
As a team, we can find them
You’ve a blank page and a clear horizon
So why not do a little theorizing?
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
[Post-Chorus]
A little theorizing
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
A little theorizing
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
(There’s theories all around you)
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
(The answers might astound you)
(But that’s just a theory, a game theory)
I think it’s time we did a little theorizing

[Outro]
But that’s just a theory, a game theory
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