[Verse 1]
If you n***as want it with me
You can eat Alphabet Soup and choke on the D
Fall over and breathe like a fish thrown from the sea
And if you die, it'll be a total relief
Your bitch says she wanna hang with G-Mo and the team
Now she got band-aids on both of her knees
I'm back in that ass without the petroleum grease
You gotta deal with my shit again, I know that it stinks, bitch
I'm the closest thing to a Golden Retrieve'
Mixed with a Dobermann breed and an ogre from Greece
Got multiple schemes: fill a super soaker with bleach-
Spray you in the face and laugh the moment you scream
I'm awful and mean, I'll tie you down with rope in a seat
Climb ten floors and drop a fucking soda machine
I come to wreck, let you know that it's beef
These n***as make so many subs, you would think Jared Fogle was free, bitch

[Hook]
It's G-Mo, the n***a that you hate to love
All around the world, motherfuckers hate his guts
Jump on your Facebook, go and make shit up
I'll say this once, y'all n***as gay as fuck
It's G-Mo, the n***a that you hate to love
Everybody butthurt, get the vapor rub
Skanks and sluts saying that I play too much
Y'all been sleep long enough, it's time to wake shit up
[Verse 2]
Who them n***as praying on G-Mo's fall?
It's my own thought, I'm so raw I provoke y'all
You're going against a Dark Souls boss gone off zoloft
[Gross art?] I'll turn you into coleslaw
N***a, I'm nobody's protége
I'm the blister on your pussy lip that'll never go away
I'll let the filth culminate
I'm to the rap game what Tim McVeigh was to Oklahoma State:
A nuisance, I'm too sick
I lose it and go inside your poop chute with a broken pool stick
And when I'm through with these putrid bars I'm using
They all make a face like they just ate dookies
You, bitch, you can get a job planting tulips on my ass-cheek
And excuse this rudeness
But tell your mama I'ma be outside with the cool whip
Your daddy looking at me like "who is this?"

[Hook]
It's G-Mo, the n***a that you hate to love
All around the world, motherfuckers hate his guts
Jump on your Facebook, go and make shit up
I'll say this once, y'all n***as gay as fuck
It's G-Mo, the n***a that you hate to love
Everybody butthurt, get the vapor rub
Skanks and sluts saying that I play too much
Y'all been sleep long enough, it's time to wake shit up
[Verse 3]
On this mic I will body somebody
You on the ground with the worms, n***a Scotty too Hotty
I see all these fucking rappers acting brolic and brawny
But their favourite artist growing up was probably Ashanti
And I'm so greater
'Cause y'all more generic than a created player from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater
But you a G-Mo hater
It would be offensive if I didn't tell you "suck my dick", but that's a no-brainer
So fuck all you faggot rap fellows
Y'all wasn't there when my ass had zero in the ghetto
Girls told me back to back "hell no", now I get black pearl like Captain Jack Sparrow
And I won't change to make you my fan
I would rather you hate me for who I am
Than love me for who I'm not, so chew five xans
And suck my fucking nutsack through my pants

[Hook]
It's G-Mo, the n***a that you hate to love
All around the world, motherfuckers hate his guts
Jump on your Facebook, go and make shit up
I'll say this once, y'all n***as gay as fuck
It's G-Mo, the n***a that you hate to love
Everybody butthurt, get the vapor rub
Skanks and sluts saying that I play too much
Y'all been sleep long enough, it's time to wake shit up