A man walked into a club.
In the club, there was a girl who liked him very much.
They spent some time together, and then she liked him even more.

One day, the girl realized she was in love with him.
Before disaster could happen, a third party intervened with her programming.

Suddenly, the girl hated herself for being in love.
This contradiction caused the script to derail.

The universe started to collapse, but she killed herself just in time.