[Verse 1]
Some people think they're always right
Others are quiet and uptight
Others, they seem so very nice-nice-nice-nice-nice-nice, oh
Inside they might feel sad and wrong, oh no
Twenty-nine different attributes
Only seven that you like, oh
Twenty ways to see the world, oh
Twenty ways to start a fight, alright

[Pre-Chorus]
When I said, "I can see me in your eyes"
You said, "I can see you in my pants"
That's not just music, that's romance, too
You like music we can dance to

[Chorus]
Sit me down, shut me up
I'll calm down and I'll get along with you

[Verse 2]
Oh, men don't noticе what they got
Oh, women think of that a lot
One thousand ways to plеase your man, oh
Not even one requires a plan, yes I know
And countless odd religions too
It doesn't matter which you choose, oh no
One stubborn way to turn your back, back, oh
And this I've tried and now refuse, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, don't, don't, don't get up
Don't, don't, don't, don't, it's not safe no more
I don't believe I'll see you one more time
That’s when you were born
In 1984

[Chorus]
Sit me down, shut me up
I'll calm down and I'll get along with you

[Outro]
Alright