[REBECCA]
I'm a good person, yes, it's true
I'm a good person, better than you
I'm a good person, can't you see?
Doctors Without Borders don't have shit on me

I'm a good person, all over the place
I cum my good right into your face
Everybody says I’m one good ass chick
And if you don’t think so you can lick
My balls
Which, again, are filled with good

Didn't you know that I'm a good person?
I'm pure angel through and through
Doesn't it show that I'm a good person?
So much gooder than you
And you
And you and you and you

I'm a good person, that's my thing
My nickname is Mother Teresa Luther King
I'm a good person, get it straight
And when I say good, I really mean great
The best
Hashtag humble and blessed
Newsflash, fuckwads, I'm a good person
Do what I can for you all the time
That's how I am, 'cause I'm a good person
I always find time to be kind...

[MAN, spoken]
Uh...uh...choking...!

[REBECCA, spoken]
Sorry, so busy. 
(sung)
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
I'm a good person through and through
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
Lemme hear you say it too
Say it!

(spoken)
Say it or I'll kill your husband! I'll do it, I'll gut him like a fish!

[WOMAN, spoken]
You're a good person!

[REBECCA, spoken]
Aw, thank you!
(sung)
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
I'm a good person, yes, it's true
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
I'm a good person, get it?
Fuck you!