[REBECCA]
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad

If you're not in my crew, you're green with envy
'Cause no one's a nasty little freak like me
Put on the leather jacket that I got on sale
Smoke old weed that's super-stale
Take an old pain pill from when my toe was broken
Can't find coke, so I snort ibuprofen

(Spoken)
Oh my God! Oh, why did I do that?

(Sung)
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad

Big night out, never felt more alive-r
We get cut off by a student driver
I tell the Uber guy, "Race that bitch!"
As I rant about Lilo & Stitch
That movie is cinematic art
Ooh, pull over, there's a taco cart!
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, Lilo's sad

(Spoken Interlude)
Have you seen Lilo & Stitch? It's so good! You haven't? Why? Wait, what were you doing in 2002 when it came out? Were you sad about 9/11? I was sad about 9/11 too, but Lilo & Stitch honestly really helped me through it

(Sung)
You're so sad that you're not this cool
Your happy smile makes you look like a fool
You're so sad that you don't roll with me
To quote Stitch, "Ohana means family!"

I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad
I'm not sad, you're sad