Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
Danny’s Turn (Live)
[DANNY, spoken]
That was - oh. I hear you, Skyler, this show sucks. I get it, Skyler

[SKYLER]
Oh, thanks, randomly-overdressed-crew-guy, I appreciate it!

[DANNY]
No, I - I'm actually a recurring character on the show

[SKYLER]
Oh, yes, right! Uh...uh...Dennis!

[DANNY]
Well, it's Danny, actually. That is my name
Uh...you know, I gotta tell you, this show's been a little rough on me, all right? I had to hold a board for Vinny, which was absolutely terrifying, and uh...you know what? I'm taking over
Bring out the full orchestra!
Strike my mic stand, Rachel Bloom!

[RACHEL]
Yes, sir, right away, Mr. Jolles, I am sorry for the disrespect

[DANNY]
As you gosh darn should be, Rachel
Give me the coolest lights you guys got
This is it. It's finally my turn
[sung]
It's me!
It's finally me!
And no one can say a word
'Cause this time I stood up for myself
And I'll finally be heard!

Danny won't be ignored!
Danny won't be interrupted!
Because this time, oh my god
I finally get to fini -

[spoken]
SON OF A -
COME ON!