I'm so fucking sick I'm the king of the world
I'm a genius of, useless stuff
Some people they gotta work
Well I just hang around
Dreaming up, useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
I feel like a hag, well please shut me up
Would you like to live my life?
And I'll be with you tonight
And I'll be your, useless stuff

Oh now everybody wants to be our friend
So we act real Zen
And hang around with movie stars
So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
And I feel like a hag, please kick my ass
Girl would you like to live my life?
And I'll be with you tonight
I'll be your, useless stuff
Said I'll be your, useless stuff
Now I'll be your, useless stuff?