[Verse 1]
I'm at the supermarket
Gonna cop some rhubarb
I reach into my pocket
It's time to get charged
I pay in cash, and I know what happens next is strange
I flash a stunning smile and say:
"You can keep the change"

[Chorus]
(Oh!) What?
Oh yeah, I'm a good person
You can have that money (It's yours!)
And also coins are uncomfortable in my pockets, uh

[Verse 2]
Sitting by my computer
Mom comes inside the lair
"It's smelling like a sewer
You should go get some air"
I'm gettin up, and stretch, I'm filling up with pride
I open up the door and put a single foot outside

[Chorus]
(Oh!) What?
Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I leavе my house (So healthy!)
I'm gonna put my foot back inside of my housе now, uh
[Verse 3]
My lifestyle's quite unhealthy
I snacked recording this
Got an expanding belly
Can't find a shirt that fits
Roll my chair to the kitchen, fill my snack bowl to the brim
Yeah, I know that might look bad, but then I sign up for a gym

[Chorus]
(Oh!) What?
Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I'm a gym member (Gon' get ripped)
And I will go there sometime, I just haven't decided on a date yet, uh

[Verse 4]
I'm chilling out in class
My teacher's such a jerk
And suddenly he asks
"Where is your homework?"
All my friends in panic, "No, was that today?"
I slap mine on the desk and say "I'm gonna get an A... plus."

[Chorus]
(Oh!) What?
Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I do my homework (Model student!)
Turns out I plagiarized and now I'm in detention, uh
[Verse 5]
My mom is back again
"Can you take out the trash?"
Her mind was blown right then
"I did it before you asked"

[Chorus]
(Oh!) What?
Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I do my chores (For mommy!)
Couldn't find a trashcan so I dumped it in the ocean, uh

[Verse 6]
It's just a regular day
Or is it, Grandma?
No, someone's changin' age and
It isn't Grandpa
Other grandsons may just write on Facebook walls
But I am Grandma's special boy, so I am gonna call

[Chorus]
(Oh!) What?
Oh yeah, I'm a good person
I remember birthdays (For example, February 7th!)
You better think of me when you're drafting up your will, uh
[Verse 7]
I'm hanging out with Quinston
He is the coolest guy
Got 30K on Insta
Always wears suit and tie
I tell him 'bout how good I am, but he says "Bro
The people who are really good don't brag about it though"

[Interlude]
"What? You're saying bragging about the nice things you've done misses the whole point of doing nice things in the first place?"

[Chorus]
(Oh!) What? Am I a good person?
I don't brag ever (Never did!)
Now please excuse me while I go delete my Twitter, uh

[Outro]
(Oh, and I gotta delete this song. What, it's already on YouTube and Spotify? Well, hopefully no one will listen to it.)