*engine start*
Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman
*honk*

[Instrumental]
Cal-cutta-cutta-cutta
Eh-oh, eh-oh
*honk*
(Drop the bassline)

(Bass)

(The ladies and gentleman)
(I have the pleasure)
(To give you the taxidriver)

One day when I got hungry
I sold the wooden house
I had to visit Uncle Gundij
Who lives in Calcutta town

Uncle Ghandi, he is rich
He's a taxi driver man
And I know that he will help me
As much as he can
(Bass)
A taxi driver man is what
I want to be
But there are no customers
Who want to ride with me
I dont know why
It could be that I'm almost blind
But every street in Calcutta I can find
*honk*
Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman
*honk*

[Instrumental]
[?]
(The bass)
I love to drive the taxi I like it very much
Even though I have no license I always find the clutch
*double honk*
I can drive without my hands I can drive without my feet
And I have no problem keeping taxi on the street

A taxidriverman is what I want to be
I love to drive the taxi I like it very much
I am a taxidriverman
I am a taxidriverman
I am a taxidriver
Taxidriver (Taxidriverman)
*honk*
Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in
Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in
Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in
Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman
*honk*
[Instrumental]

I am a taxidriverman