[Intro: Unknown Female and Rolf]
Last Night, yeah
Bow to this fruit of the earth, then peel it!
As if it were the last task of your miserable life!
Never again will Rolf store house keys in his trouser pockets

[Chorus]
Where did all the love go
And where did all the ends go?
We left them in the Benz-O
Poppin' percs and some benzos

[Verse 1]
Where did Double D go?
He was the homie, we know
He left with May and Lee, though
Taking the things he need, though
Why did Eddy leave, though?
He messed up on the team, so
Plank and Johnny mean so
Much more than he would think so
Eddy shot and killed, so
Making things to real, so
Kevin wasn't thrilled so
Nazz and Sarah popped pill, so
Kankers freaked and ran so
Eddies were their men, so
[Verse 2]
Followed in a Tahoe
Travelling and they followed
I pitied and I wallowed
The truth I could not swallow
Johnny almost died, so
Packed up and went to Fosto's
And I ain't talkin' Costco's
Imaginary Friendos
Hangin' with that Bloo hoe
You really didn't think so
He's taking plank, he means so
Sippin' that lean, so
Jonny isn't clean, so
You know we going back, though

[Chorus]
Where did all the love go
And where did all the ends go?
We left them in the Benz-O
Poppin' percs and some benzos

[Verse 3]
Who did Eddy shoot, though?
We ain't seen Marie, though
Those Kankers, they were 3 hoes
Down to 2 'cause of me, doe
We closing all the doors
Another one will soon be open
And this is just the life of a Sheperd
[Outro: Ed, Rolf, Edd and Unknown Female]
Have you seen this no-neck chump?
The snake-in-the-grass Ed-boy is missing?
Yep. If you see him, bind him with duct tape, as he does not play well with others and has been known to dribble
Is this so?
Have you seen my Eddy?
Well, I'd never. Of all the no good
Last night, yea