[Intro]
You thought Rolph was the cutest
You thought Sven was the cutest
Bernie, Joergen, Ulla Britta
You know they were the cutest
Well, that all changed when I came along

[Chorus]
I'm Bengt, the undisputed most adorable
The other pets are pleasant, but I'm cuter than them all
Stolen from my mother (Yeah), later lost my brother (Hey)
But I'm still melting hearts with my fire aspect sword

[Verse 1]
Yeah, that's right your boy Bengt (Your boy)
Can wield a diamond fricking blade
Where those chickens at? Let me slay (Let him slay, hahaha)
You seen how high I jump?
Nothing's getting in my way
Don't ask about my name tag, 'cause I swore I'd never say

[Verse 2]
Hey
Bruh, you would never believe the things I can do with my mouth
Anything you want, I can hold it without a doubt
I'm an oral phenomenon with talented chops
I can even hold a cherry without making it pop
[Chorus]
I'm Bengt, the undisputed most adorable (C'mon)
The other pets are pleasant, but I'm cuter than them all
Stolen from my mother (Yeah), later lost my brother (Hey)
But I'm still melting hearts with my fire aspect sword

[Verse 3]
You ain't seen nothing 'til you've seen me attack (Hey)
I've got this special move where I fight from the back
I can chew for days on a thick porkchop
But let me hold that totem then I'll never be stopped

[Chorus]
I'm Bengt, the undisputed most adorable
The other pets are pleasant, but I'm cuter than them all
Stolen from my mother (Yeah), later lost my brother (Hey)
But I'm still melting hearts with my fire aspect sword