[Verse 1]
Tell me what you want from me, and I'll make it happen
Whether chemicals or chemistry, I'm ready for action

[Pre-Chorus]
And he's pretty cool, yeah, I think you would like him
But not in that way, I meant like, if you'd fight him
His friend's still a friend, well, I've watched with the night lens
And I can take two dicks at once and I like France

[Chorus]
So, baby, Eiffel Tower me in Vegas (Yeah)
And give me forty bucks (Give me forty bucks, you silly goose)
And we'll go and meet your parents (Yeah)
'Cause that sounds kinda fun
(Sounds kinda fun, let's [?] your mom's fuckin' cool)
And I didn't want to say this (I didn't)
But your friend already fucked (He did, back in like, 2016)
So, Eiffel Tower me in Vegas (Just do it)
And give me forty bucks (Give me forty bucks, come on)

[Verse 2]
Said he needs my phone
I need my photos up in high-res
But that's pretty bull comin' from knock-off Trace Cyrus
Didn't want to link it, so I said I had a virus