[Verse 1]
He said, "Hey there, hoochie (Hoochie)
I've seen you walkin' your poochie (Poochie)"
Two questions, "What's his name?"
And "Can I catch a peek of your boobies?"
I said, "Hey there, mister
You used to fuck with my sister
Yeah, Kiki is her name
And you paid money once just to kiss her"

[Pre Chorus]
I was just headed down The Wawa (The Wawa)
For some hundreds and a sub (A little provolone)
I know it's only half a mile to walk there
But you've got room up in the front, ooh

[Chorus]
Hot-dog hooker
I know I'm not much of a looker
But I'm your hot-dog hooker
Just walkin' down the street
Yeah, I'm a hot-dog hookеr
Got weenies up in the cooker
I'm a hot-dog hookеr
Just let me be your freaky prostitute
[Post-Chorus]
(Hot-dog hooker)
(Your freaky prostitute)
(Huh-uh)

[Verse 2]
She said, "Hey there, hussie
I know you're makin' that money (Ah)
But me and my kids are hungry
Could you whip us up somethin' yummy?" (So yummy)
I said, "Hey there, bitchy (Hi)
I'm off to have me a quickie (Slut)
But I'll be back in, like, ten
So could you maybe wait until then?" (Maybe wait until then)

[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause there's this guy parked right beside me (Parked right beside me)
He said he might have forty bucks (I've got twenties, baby)
If I let him slide up inside me (Come into me, baby)
And fuckin' rearrange my guts, ooh

[Chorus]
Hot-dog hooker
I know I'm not much of a looker
But I'm your hot-dog hooker
Just walkin' down the street
Yeah, I'm a hot-dog hooker
Got weenies up in the cooker
I'm a hot dog hooker
Just let me be your freaky prostitute
[Post-Chorus]
(Hot-dog hooker)
(Your freaky prostitute)
(Huh-uh)

[Bridge]
Ooh, oh
I know I'm just a hot-dog hooker (Oh)
But, baby, I could be your girl (I could be your girl)
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

[Chorus]
Hot-dog hooker
I know I'm not much of a looker
But I'm your hot-dog hooker
Just walkin' down the street
Yeah, I'm a hot-dog hooker
Got weenies up in the cooker
I'm a hot-dog hooker
Just let me be your freaky prostitute

[Outro]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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I'm a—
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I'm a—
I'm a—
Just let me be your freaky prostitute