[Pre-Chorus]
No matter who you a-a-a-a-a-are
You'll have a great poo
No matter who you a-a-a-a-a-are
You'll have a great poo

[Chorus]
Sometimes we pour soda on each other's tits and lick it off
Sometimes we pour soda on each other's tits and lick it off

[Post-Chorus]
London, London, London, London
My name is Matthew and I love London, yes
London, London, London, London
My name is Matthew and I love London, yes

[Pre-Chorus]
No matter who you a-a-a-a-a-are
You'll have a great poo
No matter who you a-a-a-a-a-are
You'll have a great poo

[Bridge]
Stupid little fucking bitch!
Stupid little fucking bitch!
Stupid little fucking bitch!
Stupid little fucking bitch!
(It's [?])
[Pre-Chorus]
No matter who you a-a-a-a-a-are
You'll have a great poo
No mattеr who you a-a-a-a-a-are
You'll have a great poo

[Chorus]
Somеtimes we pour soda on each other's tits and lick it off
Sometimes we pour soda on each other's tits and lick it off

[Post-Chorus]
London, London, London, London
My name is Matthew and I love London, yes
London, London, London, London
My name is Matthew and I love London, yes