[Pre-Chorus]
Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-
Cou-Cou-Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-
Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-
Cou-Cou-Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-

[Chorus]
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut

[Post-Chorus]
(Ow! ow!) Ooh, pussy ho
Cat-cat, wait, a cat, wait a (Yipee! Whoo!)
(Ow! ow!) Ooh, pussy ho
Cat-cat, wait, a cat, wait a (Yipee! Whoo!)
[Bridge]
It's Wendy! How you doin'?
It's Wendy! (Ah!)
It's Wendy! How you doin'?
It's Wendy! (Ah!)
It's Wendy! How you doin'?
It's Wendy! (Ah!)
It's Wendy! How you doin'?
It's Wendy! (Ah!)

[Pre-Chorus]
Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-
Cou-Cou-Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-
Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-
Cou-Cou-Could you please not touch my knees?
Could you please not touch my-

[Chorus]
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut
[Post-Chorus]
(Ow! ow!) Ooh, pussy ho
Cat-cat, wait, a cat, wait a (Yipee! Whoo!)
(Ow! ow!) Ooh, pussy ho
Cat-cat, wait, a cat, wait a (Yipee! Whoo!)