[Skit]
I am a slut
I am a cum-loving, cock-sucking slut
Now, hear me out, yes, I like it in the ass and the mouth
Yes, I wear expensive French foundation
Yes, I sleep with my son's friends, they're legal
Yes, I am a slut
I wear pink necklaces and party with the gays
Oh, yes, that's me, a slut, a cock-loving whore
A fucking slut, yeah, that's me, a slut
And if you don't like it, honey, I don't care
I'm just gonna keep being a slut, okay?