[Intro]
Stoner (Stoner)
A real ass motherfuckin' bitch just stepped in the fucking game
Alyson motherfuckin' Stoner
Disney bitch
Uh-huh, uh

[Verse]
I never fucked Dylan, I never fucked Cole
But I bet you hoes that they dick swole
I popped my pussy at Camp Rock
Yeah, for me and Demi it was Camp Cock
My hair long and my ass tight
My face cunt and my hair right
See, I'm the bitch that they think about
When they pound away at they fleshlight
I fucked Joe and I fucked Nick
I'm a Disney bitch and I suck dick (What?)
My titties fat, my skin soft
I'll suck Steve Martin's dick off
Stoner but I keep an eight ball in my purse
I keep the Glock in the trunk
I'll put ya mom in the hearse, uh

[Outro]
Alyson motherfuckin' Stoner, bitch
Don't forget the fucking name
Shout the fuck out to Missy
She's a real ass bitch
I'm out