[Skit]
Oh, let's see what I have here
Going through my old CD collection, this is always fun
Um, let's see
Artpop? Flop!
Rebel Heart? Flop
Prism? Ew!
Pink Print? Uh-uh
Damita Jo? Oh hell no!
Beyoncé by Beyoncé? Uh-uh, honey
Unapologetic, The Elusive Chanteuse, Britney Jean?
Reba McEntire's Greatest Hits?
Oh hell no, I am sick of this shit
These girls are not the real queens
I am the queen, I am the queen of pop
I'll show these bitches
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha, yas