[Intro: Ayesha Erotica, Britney Spears]
That's hot
No, seriously, that's really hot
(Just listen)

[Verse 1]
Hey, you're hot, that's really, really hot
Hey, you're hot, that's really, really hot
That bag, that's hot
Those shoes, that's hot
That weave, that's hot
That's really, really hot

[Verse 2]
Lindsay (That's hot)
Paris (That's hot)
Nicole (Oh)
And Nicky (That's hot)
Tara (That's hot)
And Kim (That's hot)
Versace (Oh, yeah)
Balmain (That's hot)
Madonna (That's hot)
Parliaments (That's hot)
Tinkerbell (Oh)
My purse (That's hot)
Paris (Oh)
Paris (Oh, yeah)
Paris (Oh)
Paris (Oh, yeah)
[Bridge]
That's really hot (Oh)
That's really hot (Oh)
That's really, really hot
Yeah, that's hot
Yeah, yeah, that's hot
Yeah, that's hot
Mmm, yeah, that's hot
Community service is not hot
Rehab, that's not hot
Jail is not hot
Hilary Duff is not hot

[Verse 3]
I'm thin, I'm blonde, and my coke is from Cuba
Your tan comes straight from the bottle
Bitch, mine comes straight from Aruba
You may be fucking an heir, but I'm a fucking heiress
It's H-I-L-T-O-N, bitch, I'm fucking Paris

[Outro]
Paris, P-P-P-Paris (Hot, this feels good)
Paris, P-P-P-Paris (Hot, this feels good)
Paris, P-P-P-Paris (Hot, this feels good)
Paris, P-P-P-Paris (Hot, this feels good)