[Intro]
Ha ha ha
The Queen of the Beautifuls is back
Caitlyn J, American royalty
You all love me, babes

[Verse 1]
T-girls want me to do their hair and makeup
Girls hate me 'cause I'm the cause of their breakup
Diamond fingernails and eight-inch heels
Babes on death row request me for their last meals

[Chorus]
Boys fess up, girls fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys fess up, girls fess up
All coked up, we want Cait

[Verse 2]
Conservatives scream when I walk down the street
They worship me like Jеsus, praying at my feet
Flashin' all their cameras, takin' pictures of mе
Goin' to their surgeons saying "Make me look like Caitlyn!"
I love Trump like Anna Nicole loves TrimSpa
Applying MAC lipstick while wearing Candis' training bra
Pink like my pussy, hot like Jeb Bush
Ass up when you see me
Bitch, better have my money
[Chorus]
Boys fess up, girls fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys fess up, girls fess up
All coked up, we want Cait

[Bridge]
Now all you dirty liberals, you love Caitlyn J
I see you lookin' at my pictures, your dicks gettin' hard
Go fix your healthcare plan, make sure Hillary's hot
Pull down your Diesel jeans and show me that motherfucking cock

[Verse 3]
Do I like boys or girls? Well, you'll never know
I'm not doin' your makeup, filthy t-girl hoe
Spread 'em, forget 'em and then say my name
I'm Caitlyn fuckin' Jenner of Kardashian fame

[Chorus]
Boys fess up, girls fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys fess up, girls fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Trump fess up, Candis fess up
[?] fess up, we want Cait
Kris fess up, liberals fess up
Conservatives fess up, we want Cait
[Outro]
What?
I know you all want me
So keep talking shit
Go on my Instagram
And leave me a comment, babe
We did it!