[Intro: Ayesha Erotica]
Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news
We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada
The controversial internet sensation
That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is
"With the economy in the toilet, what would you and your campaign do to fix it?"

[Verse 1: Miss Prada]
Now, listen up America
Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya
I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks
I'd pop my pussy for celery sticks
I'd drink and drive, fuck being alive
Kill everyone now, you won't survive
Our national anthem is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of math, we'd teach kids to dip
There is no gender, sex means shit
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET
I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal

[Interlude 1: Ayesha Erotica]
Ah, a fine answer indeed, Miss Prada
Now, America's second question is
"If you were inaugurated tomorrow, what would your first day in the White House be like? What would you do? Who would you bring?"
[Verse 2: Miss Prada]
Chris Brown is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can
I'd let Lindsay free, you can't fuck with me
I'm taking Bill from Hillary
All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
Drop out of school and disrespect your parents
Am I gonna win? Bitch, it's apparent
I climb the poles, they poke my holes
Chris Christy can lick my soles
Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FIJI
You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie
On the money would be I Love Lucy
Every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough

[Interlude 2: Ayesha Erotica]
Ah, impressive!
Now, as the quote "Baddest tranny in America"
The voters would like to know, what would you do for them
How would you ensure their happiness is as important as yours seems to be?

[Verse 3: Miss Prada]
I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass
I'll drink your piss from a wine glass
I'll fuck your dad, I'll fuck you bad
I'll bring my mower and cut your grass
I'll give your mother some compliments
I'll boost your step daughter's confidence
I'll come over to your house
And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond and junk
Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee
He smells like bleach and warm pee
And Jed Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke at a gay bar
And Hillary? She's cool, whatever
But does she have her shit together?
How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of Prada? Bitch, you'll never
[Interlude 3: Ayesha Erotica]
Very convincing argument miss Joanne Prada, brava
Now, do you have any last messages for voters? Make it count!
This is your last time to shine

[Bridge: Miss Prada]
Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Bitch, yes she can!
Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Bitch, yes she can!
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag

[Outro: Ayesha Erotica]
Ladies and gentlemen, that was miss Joanne Prada
For the Democratic Party 2016
Make sure you get out there and register, folks!
It's your country and your opinion is what makes it