[Verse 1]
Cooling it down by the pizza shop
Tryna text back all the dick I got
When a stone cold papi cruised up in style
He took the Gucci's off and he started to talk
He said, "Damn, you looking like something to eat. Got a nice big beamer, wanna take a seat?"
Boy, stop playing 'cause this shit ain't funny
You wanna get up in this ass and then give him the money

[Chorus]
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, thеre's only one rule if you fuck with mе
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free

[Verse 2]
Cruising in his beamer down Melrose Ave
I'm tryna find some shoes that I had to have
Pulled over for a snack, red bull and some gas
When I felt a big hand grabbing up on my ass
I saw him standing there, 'bout six foot eight
He told me that he played for the NBA
So I told him I ain't signing no NDA's
It's 20 grand up front, how you like to pay? What
And hell yeah, I got my check
Now he's paying my rent, I just pay him in sex
Dick fucks if you're looking for the sucks and fucks
But now I'm looking for the lux, the Lexus trucks (Uh)
Designer clothes, yeah, I get 'em, I got 'em
Eating good every night unless I'm trying to bottom
Plastic bitch, nasty since MySpace
Still wake up in the morning with ass in my face
[Chorus]
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free

[Verse 3]
Damn, you looking like something, something to eat
Damn, you looking like plastic, plastic
Looking for the lux, the Lexus trucks
L-l-l-looking for the lux, the Lexus trucks (Uh)
Damn, you looking like something, something to eat
Damn, you looking like plastic, plastic
Looking for the lux, the Lexus trucks
L-l-l-looking for the lux, the Lexus trucks (Uh)

[Chorus]
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
You see, there's only one rule if you fuck with me
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
[Outro]
Petey Plastic doesn't fu-fu-fuck for free
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck-fuck-fuck
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free
Petey Plastic doesn't fuck for free-free