[Intro]
You think you're a fucking A-list celebrity
I am, bitch!

[Verse 1]
Roll up to the scene in the limousine
Looking like the hottest bitch you've ever seen
The paparazzi flash, yeah, they stop and stare
Checking if I'm wearing any underwear
I'm not, and hey, if they get a peek
It's okay, even if the pictures leak
What can I say? I'm just being me
I'm living life like a celebrity

[Chorus]
Like, like, like, like, like, like a cеlebrity
Like, like, likе, like, like, like a celebrity

[Verse 2]
I wanna go hard at the bar, and take a lot of shots and
Dance, dance all night, live the life until they call the cops and
Sweat it out, tear it down like I own the place
Get around for the crowd like a celebrity

[Chorus]
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
[Verse 3]
Feeling kinda flirty with a guy that's probably thirty
I'm acting like Christina Aguilera, dirty
The boys can't stop, yeah, they stop and stare
All the girls get mad, 'cause it's unfair
I'm hot, but hey, if they want a piece
Just get me a line, in the bathroom, please
What can I say? I'm just being me
I'm living life (Like a celebrity)

[Chorus]
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity

[Bridge]
Please welcome back, [?]
Please welcome our favorite, Avril Lavigne!
Come on out, Mariah Carey, Mariah!
My dear delightful friend, Madonna!
Like Lindsay
Like Nicole Richie
Like Britney
Like Oprah Winfrey (Like Oprah Winfrey)
[Chorus]
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity
Like, like, like, like, like, like a celebrity

[Outro]
You f****** are not celebrities, okay?
I'm the fucking celebrity