Here we go, I'm back online
And oh fuck, what do I find?
Here he comes he's logging in
Why'd add him as a friend?
He sent hello I sent whatever
Cuz to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute!
But all he wants is a photoshoot!

Hey baby girl I like your pics
Guess what, so does my dick!

Oh please don't make me gag
I've seen those pics it's a piece of sag
You fuck my friends in your father's Benz
5 inches with an upward bend
Chad stop don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any n***s!

Oh my god, how did hе get my number!
Did you give it to him?
Why would I do that?
Okay yеah, I did...
Oh my god, he won't stop texting!

I'm not gonna send you n***s, chad
You're not getting n***s, chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, chad
(Oh my god!...)
Not gonna send you n***s, chad
You're not getting n***s, chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, chad
(You're fucking ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, chad
You're not getting n***s, chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, chad
(What the fuck is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, chad
You're not getting n***s, chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, chad
(Fuck you Chad...)
I've blocked his number but I don't know-how
What can I do he's calling now!
It's so annoying and fucking sick
I don't want to see your jerky dick!

Is this illegal? It has to be...
He's totally fucking harassing me!
I think I know what we should do!
I know I'm game but I don't know about you...

Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that is a bit too far?
You grab the mask and I'll grab the knife!
And, Chad, baby, this ends tonight...

Ok, bitch, let's do it!
Douse his boy in lighter fluid!
But wait before we start the chase
I wanna check my myspace...

Okay, you got his address?
I thought you had it, and who said you were driving?
You don't even know how to drive!
Besides you're in charge of the music...
Well- all I have is Mandy Moore
And that's not exactly murder music...
Says who?
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
(You're gonna die!..)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
(He's totally gonna get murdered...)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
(Fucking loser!)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
We're gonna fucking kill Chad!
You're getting killed Chad!
(You're gonna die...)
(You're gonna fucking die..)

Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
We fucking killed Chad!
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
(We got you bitch!)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
We fucking killed Chad!
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
(It was totally worth it!)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
We fucking killed Chad!
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
(That's what you fucking get!)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
We fucking killed Chad!
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad!
(Fucking loser!..)