[Chorus]
Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo, Jesus
Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo, Jesus (Nah, yeah)
Crapface
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Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo, Jesus
Scoo-bi-doop-doo-doo, Jesus (Nah, yeah)

[Verse 1]
Sometimes I wonder if you still wanna fuck me
Like you said on AIM in '08 (Totally)
Bible study, we were buddy-buddy
Then you said that we should fornicate (Like, yeah)

[Hook]
In my gross Ugg boots, in your scene-king suit
Let your white studded belt hit the ground
And my hair stay teased as I'm on my knees
Shut the Porta-Potty door and not a sound

[Refrain]
And like every other shitty love story
You came and went just like that
And I tried to call you desperatеly
But boy, you didn't add me back, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
And baby, I know, I know whatevеr city you're in
You're still the boy that I'd pick in a line up of like 30 hot guys
Your eyes are so, so pretty I bet
Your lips are probably wet with the lies of our relationship

[Chorus]
Now it's fine because I'm a whore
And I sleep with guys just for fun and drugs but
Sometimes I stay inside and wonder why
I thought we were cool (I thought we were cool)
In Vacation Bible School, Bible School, ooh
Vacation Bible School, Bible School, ooh
Vacation Bible School, Bible School, ooh
Vacation Bible School, Bible School, ooh
In Vacation Bible School

[Outro]
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