[Intro: Ryota]
Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news
We're here at the presidential debate with candidate Madam Luxe
Madam Luxe has been a controversial candidate
Since the beginning of the presidential race
Madam, the first question America would like to ask you
With the pandemic taking the whole world by storm
What would you do to help fix it?

[Verse 1: Madam Luxe]
Now, listen up America
Madam Luxe ain't ever been scared of ya
I give free drugs to trade nd' tricks
I pop my pussy for Celery Sticks
I drink and drive, fuck bеing alive
Kill everyonе now, you won't survive
Our national anthem is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of math we teach kids to dip
There is no gender, don't sex means shit
Princess fans are the upper class
And taxes, bitch, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets on E.B.T., the only channel is B.E.T
I'd burn The White House and kill the Eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal
[Refrain 1: Ryota]
Now candidate Madam Luxe
The people want to know
If you were inaugurated tomorrow
What would your first day in The White House be like?
What would you do? Who would you bring?

[Verse 2: Madam Luxe]
Chris Brown is my first man, Karujjah goes in the trash can
I'd let Jodi free, can't fuck with me
I'm taking Bill from Hillary
All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
Drop out of school and disrespect your parents
Am I gonna win? Bitch, it's apparent
I climbed the poles, they poked my holes
Chris Christy can lick my soles
Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FG
You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie
On the money would be I Love Lucy
Every pet would be a fur coat, every dick would be a furlough

[Refrain 2: Ryota]
Now Madam
As the quote "Baddest faggot in America"
The voters would like to know, what would you do for them?
How would you ensure their happiness
Is as important as yours seems to be?
[Verse 3: Madam Luxe]
I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass
I'll drink your piss from a wine glass
I'll fuck your dad, I'll fuck you bad
I'll bring my mower and cut your grass
I'll give your mother some compliments
I'll boost your step daughter's confidence
I'll come over to your house
And we can totally listen to Ryota and bond and junk
Vote for me, not Kanye West
He smells like bleach and acts possessed
And Jed Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke at a gay bar
And Hillary? She's cool, whatever
But does she have her shit together?
How many licks does it take 'til you get to the centre of Madam? Bitch, you'll never

[Refrain 3: Ryota]
Now, Madam Luxe
You've made some powerful statements and a lot of valid points
Do you have any last messages for your listeners and viewers today?
Well?

[Bridge: Madam Luxe]
Vote for Luxe, bitch, vote for Luxe
Vote for Luxe, bitch, vote for Luxe
Vote for Madam, vote for Madam
Vote for Madam
Don't vote for Adam
Vote for Luxe, bitch, vote for Luxe
Vote for Luxe, bitch, vote for Luxe
Vote for Madam, vote for Madam
Vote for Madam
Don't vote for Adam
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag