[Intro: Ayesha Erotica]
Heidi Montag, Heidi Montag
Heidi Montag

[Verse 1: Ayesha Erotica]
On MTV, I graced your TV screen
And baby, endlessly
They would talk about me, about me
Now I love Jesus but I also love my car, my car
It ain't that easy
But I took my character this far, it's so hard

[Pre-Chorus: Ayesha Erotica]
You used to say I'm superficial
But I know I'm really not
All the drama and the rumors
Baby, don't think I forgot

[Chorus: Ayesha Erotica]
I'm every teenage fantasy
I'm a Barbie dream in reality
I'm everything, baby, can't you see?
It's so rad being Heidi Montag (Heidi Montag)
Being Heidi Montag (Heidi Montag)
(Heidi Montag, Heidi Montag)
[Verse 2: 805 Enavol]
(Heidi Montag, Heidi Montag)
(I feel like Heidi, yoo, ayy)
Over the hills, through the TV
Got all these people watching me
'Cause I‘m Heidi Montag
I said I‘m Heidi Montag
I‘m feeling high from the flashes
Emitted from the cameras around me
I love cosmetic surgery, it‘s awesome
I just had one this morning, now I‘m gonna get nine more
(But it's like kinda serious, 'cause, like, I don't feel my nose no more, like, it's just- I can't feel it anymore and my tits, they kinda saggin', like, I feel like they're gonna fall off soon, but like, whatever)

[Chorus: Ayesha Erotica]
I'm every teenage fantasy
I'm a Barbie dream in reality
I'm everything, baby, can't you see?
It's so rad being Heidi Montag (Heidi Montag)
Being Heidi Montag (Heidi Montag)
(Heidi Montag)