[Verse 1]
Here we go, I'm back online
And oh fuck, what do I find?
Here he comes, he’s logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello", I send "Whatever"
'Cause to him, I know I’m better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute
But all he wants is a photoshoot
"Hey baby girl, I like your pics
And guess what? So does my dick"
Oh please, boy, don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your piece is sad
You fuck my friends in your father's Benz
You're 5 inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any n***s

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh my God, how did he get my number?
Did you give it to him?
What? Why would I do that?
Okay, yeah, I did
Oh my God, he won’t stop texting, ugh

[Chorus]
I’m not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I’m not gonna send you n***s, Chad (Oh my God)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad (You’re fucking ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad (What the fuck is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad (Fuck you, Chad)
[Verse 2]
I'd block his number but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now
It's so annoying and fucking sick
I don't wanna see your turkey dick
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally fucking harassing me
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a bit too far?
You grab the mask and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this ends tonight
Okay, bitch, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait, before we start the chase
I wanna check my Myspace

[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, you got his address?
I thought you had it and who said you were driving?
You don't even know how to drive
Besides, you're in charge of the music
Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music
Says who?
[Chorus]
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (You're gonna die)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (Ha ha, fucking loser)
We're gonna fucking kill Chad
Yea you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna fucking kill Chad (You're gonna fucking die)

[Bridge]
Ugh, ugh (You're gonna fucking die)
Ugh, ugh, ugh (You're gonna fucking die)

[Chorus]
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (We got you, bitch)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (It was totally worth it)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (That's what you fucking get)
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we fucking killed Chad (You fucking loser)