[Verse]
Starbucks coffee, OMG
Please just bring her back to me
Um, what the heck? That's my pooch
I know it is, I smell her poo
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010, I meant to pay you back again
You're totally bugging, I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and you'll get hit
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself, give her back to me
Why does this always happen to me? God
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
Go-Go-Go-God

[Chorus]
You stole my Shih Tzu
You stole my Shih Tzu (Hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Uh-huh)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Uh-huh)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Uh-huh)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Uh-huh)
[Bridge]
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
Go-Go-Go-God (You stole my Shih Tzu)
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God

[Verse]
Starbucks coffee, OMG
Please just bring her back to me (Go-Go)
Um, what the heck? That's my pooch
I know it is, I smell her poo
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010, I meant to pay you back again
You're totally bugging, I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and you'll get hit
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself, give her back to me
Why does this always happen to me? God
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
Go-Go-Go-God
[Chorus]
You stole my Shih Tzu
You stole my Shih Tzu (Hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Uh-huh)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Uh-huh)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Hey)
You stole my Shih Tzu (Uh-huh)
You stole my-

[Verse]
Starbucks coffee, OMG
Please just bring her back to me
Um, what the heck? That's my pooch
I know it is, I smell her poo
I literally just bathed that bitch
I did her nails, they're freshly clipped
OMG, don't freak me out
I think I know what this about
I borrowed money in 2010, I meant to pay you back again
You're totally bugging, I'm sick of this shit
I'll call my dad and you'll get hit
I'll stab your neck with my Honda keys
I'll cut myself, give her back to me
Why does this always happen to me? God
God, God, Go-Go-Go-God
Go-Go-Go-God
[Outro]
You stole my Shih Tzu
You stole my Shih Tzu
Starbucks coffee, OMG
Please just bring her back to me