[Chorus]
I took a trip to Club Cooter
Found the address through computer
You got it too but mine's cuter
'Cause I got it down at Club Cooter
I took a trip to Club Cooter
I was greeted out front by recruiters
Told me if I go in, that I'll get tutored
On how to get down with Club Cooter

[Verse 1]
Wait, what?
Bitches in my biz while your man is in my butt?
I got bleach blonde bangs so I'm looking like a slut
Gotta cover up the mini 'cause I'm hopping out the truck
Bitch, I don't serve sex, hell no, I serve smut
Wanna fuck you at least gotta court me
'Cause I'm a foodie like Kim, Khloé, Kourtney
Tryna book but the club can't afford me
Tried to stick around for your set but you borеd me
And all they do is sit and talk about me
If it was Myspacе this bitch would have a blog about me
On the low, I thought you bitches had forgot about me
By the time you get a bag, bitch, I got about 3
Old slow ass bitch on an iPhone 4
On an air mattress tweeting out, "stop being poor"
When my man's breaking back I can't stop being sore
And there will never come a day when I stop being whore
[Chorus]
I took a trip to Club Cooter
Found the address through computer
You got it too but mine's cuter
'Cause I got it down at Club Cooter
I took a trip to Club Cooter
I was greeted out front by recruiters
Told me if I go in, that I'll get tutored
On how to get down with Club Cooter

[Verse 2]
Couple freaks on deck and we're going all night
I just made these tricks get into a bar fight
I'mma be that bitch from the movie Twilight
Gotta find a man who can bark and bite
Important, past the red ropes you could find me
This beat says you know not to try me
This rottweiler print got me styling
And I'm with the bestie like Stassi and Kylie (Stormi)
Real cunt I could even rock a terf bang
Rich trade lined up a chain gang
And I keep them coming back like a boomerang
Got the drop top, you bitches are ubering
I got a V like Bvlgari
And I won't say sorry
Crazy bitch like Harley
My opps found dead just like the dog Marley, ha
[Outro]
Sweet seduction in a magazine
Endless pleasure in a limousine
In the back shakes like a tambourine
Nicotine from a silver screen
Sweet seduction in a magazine
Endless pleasure in a limousine
In the back shakes like a tambourine
Nicotine from a silver screen