[Verse 1]
Here we go, I'm back online
And oh freak, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends, "Hello", I send, "Whatever"
'Cause to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute
But all he wants is a photoshoot
"Hey babygirl, I like your pics
And guess what? -"
Oh please, boy, don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, you -
You - my friends in your father's Benz
Your-
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any -

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh my God, how did he get my number?
Did you give it to him?
What? Why would I do that?
Okay, yeah, I did
Oh my God, he won't stop texting, ugh

[Chorus]
I'm not gonna send-, Chad
You're not getting-, Chad
I'm not gonna send-, Chad (Oh my God)
I'm not gonna send-, Chad
You're not getting-, Chad
I'm not gonna send-, Chad (You're ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send-, Chad
You're not getting-, Chad
I'm not gonna send-, Chad (What the - is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send-, Chad
You're not getting -, Chad
I'm not gonna send you -, Chad (- you, Chad)
[Verse 2]
I'd block his number but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now
It's so annoying and really sick
I don't wanna see your turkey-
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally - harassing me
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a bit too far?
You grab the mask and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this ends tonight
Okay, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait, before we start the chase
I wanna check my Myspace

[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, you got his address?
I thought you had it and who said you were driving?
You don't even know how to drive
Besides, you're in charge of the music
Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music
Says who?
[Chorus]
We're gonna - kill Chad
Yeah you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna - kill Chad (You're gonna die)
We're gonna - kill Chad
Yeah you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna - kill Chad (He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna - kill Chad
Yeah you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna - kill Chad (Ha-ha, fucking loser)
We're gonna - kill Chad
Yeah you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna - kill Chad (You're gonna fucking die)

[Bridge]
Ugh, ugh, ugh (You're gonna - die)
Ugh, ugh, ugh (You're gonna - die)

[Chorus]
Yeah, we - killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we - killed Chad (We got you, -)
Yeah, we - killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we - killed Chad (It was totally worth it)
Yeah, we - killed Chad
We - killed Chad
Yeah, we - killed Chad (That's what you - get)
Yeah, we - killed Chad
We fucking killed Chad
Yeah, we - killed Chad (You - loser)