[Intro]
[Brendino: (Spoken)]
Welcome to Brendon's podcast
Today's subject is hats and what do you do with them?
Oh, yeah

[Brendino: (Spoken)]
Yo, what up
I'm Brendino
The Brendon, the master of the, uh- -don's
And uh, other things
I'm, uh, gonna talk to you about hats today
And what-, and what you can do with them
I've got, uh, my beautiful wife, Ayesha here with me
Say hi, Ayesha

[Ayesha Erotica: (Spoken)]
I don't want to be apart of this

[Brendino: (Spoken)]
Say it, louder

[Ayesha Erotica: (Spoken)]
I don't want to be apart of this

[Brendino: (Spoken)]
Say it, louder
[Ayesha Erotica: (Spoken)]
I don't want to be apart of this

[Brendino: (Spoken)]
Say it, louder

[Ayesha Erotica: (Spoken)]
I don't-, I told you, I don't want to be apart of this
I don't want to be apart of this

[Brendino: (Spoken)]
You hear that?
She doesn't want to be a fucking part of it
She doesn't want to talk about hats on the internet with me
So, uh, she's fucking done, I guess
She's leaving the fucking room
Get the fuck out

[Ayesha Erotica: (Spoken)]
I want you out of here by Thursday

[Brendino: (Spoken)]
I'm not leaving, you know that
Stupid bitch
Alright, so where were we?
We were talking about, uh, different kinds of hats
Um, we have blue hats, we got green hats
But those are just colors
We don't even know shapes
I mean, we got circular, we got circle hats
Got square hats, uh, those are just some shapes
Woah, there's a fire in here
It's, uh, little crazy, kinda sad
I lost all my hats
I can't find my hats
My hats are gone
[Outro]
[Brendino & Ayesha Erotica: (Spoken)]
Oh, yeah, hats
Oh, yeah, hats, baby
And what do you do with them?
Thank you for listening to the Brendon podcast
I'll see you next week
Maybe I'll find my hats