[Verse 1]
I work in the laundromat
The one that Suzzy Roche does hers at
I hate her guts, I hate her guts
She thinks I want her autograph

[Verse 2]
She's got stinky crusty socks
She's got underwear that shocks
O what a pig, she's such a pig
I'd like to stick a turd in her mailbox

[Chorus]
Some people really have a lot of nerve
Everywhere they go they think they should get served
Everybody in the laundromat is equal
Suzzy Roche

[Verse 3]
She hands me a ten-dollar bill
Asks so sweetly if I will
Give her some change, give her some change
I'd like to bang her head against a windowsill

[Verse 4]
She says the machine is broke
The way she loaded that thing is a joke
Broken machine, another broken machine
Now I'd really like to cut her throat
[Chorus]
Some people really have a lot of nerve
Everywhere they go they think they should get served
Everybody in the laundromat is equal
Suzzy Roche

[Verse 5]
She decides that she's got to get out of there
Other people waiting but she don't care
Cycle is through, her cycle is through
I took out her clothes and threw them everywhere

[Verse 6]
Boy was she mad when she came back
I said listen honey don't give me no flack
Pick up your clothes, pick up your clothes
And when she did I stuck a knife right through her back

[Chorus]
Some people really have a lot of nerve
Everywhere they go they think they should get served
Everybody in the laundromat is equal
Suzzy Roche