[Intro]
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
I had no shoes and I complained
Until I met a man who had no feet
That's really beat
I had no feet and I complained
Until I met a man who had no knees
That was his disease
I had no knees and I complained
Until I met a man and you know what?
He had no butt
I had no butt and I complained
About it all
And then I met a man who had no balls
I had no balls and I complained
Until I met a man who had no guts
No balls, no butt, and now no guts
I had no guts and I complained
Until I met a man who had no heart
The most important part
I had no heart and I complained
I did not understand
And then I met a man who had no hands
I had no hands and I complained
Until I met a man who was a wreck
He had no neck
I had no neck and I complained
Until I met a man who had no chin
Some folks loose, some folks win
Oh
[Verse 2]
I had no chin and I complained
Until I met a man who had no nose
That really blows
I had no nose and I complained
Until I met a man who never cries
He had no eyes
I had no eyes and I complained
Until I met a man who felt no pain
He had no brain
I had no brain and I complained
Until I met a man who had no head
As good as dead
I had no head and I complained
Until I met a man who had no hair
There was nothin' there
I had no hair and I complained
Until I met a man who had no hat
Picture that, not even a hat
Oh

[Verse 3]
I had no hat (Had not hat?) and I complained (No hat)
Until I met a man who had no sky (No sky)
No reason why
I had no sky (Why?) and I complained
Until I met a man who had no stars
He had no stars?
No Venus or Mars
No Venus or Mars?
And not any stars
I had no stars and I complained
Until I met a man who had no God
That's rather odd
I had no God and I complained
Until I met a man who had no faith
Nothin' just in case
I had no faith and I complained
Until I met a man who had no love
Nothin' to dream of
I had no love and I complained
Until I met a man who had no hope
At the end of his rope
I had no hope and I complained
Until I met a man who had no luck
That really sucks
I had no luck and I complained
That I had nothin' left to loose
And then I met a man who had no shoes
Oh