[Verse 1]
The very mention of your name
And we hear your voice
And when you danced we came
Clapping, no choice

[Chorus]
I in my dress and my man in his pants
Yes, yes, yes

[Verse 2]
You have slurped up the moon
With your mouth
And you've sent all the loons
Flying south

[Chorus]
There's no more room in the spaces you went
Boom, boom, boom

[Bridge]
Stop performing, won't you?
Before I die laughing
Please, please sit still

[Verse 3]
Listen to the sound
Of space you won't fill
With your many talents
Gallantly streaming
[Chorus]
Tears down my cheeks
Oh stop, please stop before I die
I'd love to see you stop performing
Before I die