[Verse 1]
Leveling, groveling, gravelly groans
Exude my exhaustion, canonize all my tomes
This home is afloat on a yellow black moat
Of bile, hate and guile and vile pains in my throat

[Pre-Chorus]
Let's drown in the basement, it's filled to the brim
Let's jack up the prices while these pickings are slim

[Chorus]
Do you like, do you like, do you like
Do you like my party tricks?
Do you like, do you like, do you like
Do you like my party tricks?

[Verse 2]
You all washed through me like debris in a stream
Cut me to ribbons and left me to bleed
Melting alone, showing off white bone
You can ring that bell or you can huck in that stone

[Pre-Chorus]
On the phone is the voice I've been dying to hear
There's nothing for you, better luck next year
When everything suddenly was utterly clear
To shut off these shut outs, I'll cut off this ear
[Chorus]
Can you hear, can you hear
Can you hear this night, it's starry, starry
Can you see, can you see
Can you see me mouth out, "Sorry, Charlie."

[Bridge]
There's no good taste in this art space
Straight porno and snuff films, I should be disgraced
Well, I'm titillated, it's tantalizing
And as I move it to the movement, I'm self-aggrandizing
I'm filling with air, I'll float it up there
A chairman sitting easy on a big easy chair

[Chorus]
Do you like, do you like, do you like
Do you like my party tricks?
Do you like, do you like, do you like
Do you like my party tricks?
Do you like, do you like, do you like
Do you like my party tricks?
Do you like, do you like, do you like
Do you like my party tricks?

[Outro]
Well, do you like my party tricks?
I trick out clicking sticks
Do you like my party tricks?
I trick out clicking sticks to get my kicks