[Verse 1]
Constable or officer
You do all the things I told you not to do
Staying in the rain and staying after school
No one ever gives a second look at you

[Verse 2]
I cannot believe that's the mayor and his son
Who would ever think that they'd be having so much fun
I cannot believe that they are still 21

{Outro}
No one goes to college anymore
No one goes to college anymore