The Jokerr
Alpha Dog
[Chorus]
You're looking at the alpha dog
There ain't a doubt at all, the iron paw laying down the law loud and raw
Bitch I'm the judge got the gavel and the outfit on
Step in the room and they hit the gong to announce it all
Alpha dog, heh, I'm making power calls, unilaterally, no need to get the crowd involved
The pups are loud as all hell until I tower tall
Soon as they see me they all crouch and crawl, homie, I'm the alpha dog

[Verse 1]
Yo, yo, yo I'm back from the dungeon, the middle finger flick the nut-sacks of you munchkins
I got the same bars, same swag that I once did
I'm just a little older and a little less unctuous
And even though I've been gone I've been watching you bitches on the clock sifting through my system and stopping the glitches
Got the beam on you like a radar cop in the distance
Jokerr fell off? You need to put down that vodka you sippin'
N***a just stop it you trippin'
Did you forget who I was?
Did you forget my rival's dripping blood?
Did you forget the the predictions I've made and the shit that I've done?
Did you forget when they came through when you were sittin' there stunned
I got the crystal ball
You expect a prayer, I'll never send it atcha
And hope that my angel puts a damper on the vengeance factor
You looking at me and hatching your plans when you had your chance
[Chorus]
All I ask is that you remember that you're looking at the alpha dog
There ain't a doubt at all, the iron paw laying down the law loud and raw
Forget the judge, got the gavel and the outfit on
Step in the room and they hit the gong to announce it all
Alpha dog, heh, I'm making power calls, unilaterally, no need to get the crowd involved
The pups are loud as all hell until I tower tall
Soon as they see me they all crouch and crawl, homie, I'm the alpha dog

[Verse 2]
Yo, the ice cold don, stepping out the hot tub, with the white robe on
And I've been watching my spot getting imposed on
Think it's time to clear the weeds out this overgrown lawn
I'm back and more agile, more focused, more raw
You're whacker, more fragile, more hopeless, more small
Thinking weak bitches would help me was a poor call
Now it's never trust a fucking coward, that's my core law
Yeah I've been dormant, but better believe I've learned a lot
Learned that if you really want the top you gotta earn that spot
Learned that if you put your trust in people you get burned a lot
Learned that every now and then you gotta let the burner pop
Because people are quick to forget that you shred shit
Samurai sword to the gut, let the red drip
Corvix on the ground in my chamber with his head split

[Chorus]
That's what you get for trying to mess with the alpha dog
There ain't a doubt at all, the iron paw laying down the law loud and raw
Forget the judge, got the gavel and the outfit on
Step in the room and they hit the gong to announce it all
Alpha dog, heh, I'm making power calls, unilaterally, no need to get the crowd involved
The pups are loud as all hell until I tower tall
Soon as they see me they all crouch and crawl, homie, I'm the alpha dog