[Intro]
Hey!
What are you doing around here, you little faggot?
Oh, you’re looking for the princess again
Come here!
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

[Verse 1]
I’m the final boss that you n***as should avoid
These punk-ass heroes, I’m finna get ’em for their coins
Extort 'em when I run upon ’em, kick ’em in the groin
Destroy their homeland, then my Henchmen get deployed
Now you can let your kingdom know the devil is here
My Metal Gear shoots shit until the level is clear
Got ’em praying for their saviors, watch ’em tremble in fear
Link was supposed to save ’em but he never appeared
May the Triforce be with you
Cause if I go against you
You better have the Master Sword at its full potential
When I slay shit, X-Blade cut ’em into 8 bits
25-hit combos to make ’em rage quit
I’m finna get on PaRappa the Rapper’s beanie
I shock him like Blanka, Sub-Zero couldn’t freeze me
You better play on easy, cause I’mma do you greasy
And leave you bleeding in front of my castle with Luigi
[Hook]
I’m the Final Boss
Ain’t a damn thing changed
I’m still the hardest n***a in the game
You’re fucking with the Final Boss
And you n***as straight bitch (bitch!)
I’m finna cut ’em into 8 bits
Boy, you’re fucking with the Final Boss
And your ass is fragile
The princess is in another castle
She fucking with the Final Boss
And you n***as straight bitch (bitch!)
I’m finna turn ’em into 8 bits
Boy, you’re fucking with the Final Boss

[Verse 2]
Oh, you was born to protect earth?
Well I was born to beat your ass on expert
Captain Falcon drove through my hood, I let the TEC squirt
He spun out like Crash Bandicoot, I hope his legs work
Fuck you, and fuck the Assassin’s Creed too
Bullets ricochet then penetrate Master Chief’s suit
Hollow tips hot, I’ll show you what the heat do
Your head’s on fire, now you’re looking like Sweet Tooth
Cooking n***as cause I love the dead bodies smell
This ain’t Tetris but I’m giving everybody L’s
Somebody tell Ash Ketchum me and Misty fucked
I whipped out and squirtled on the bitch’s Jigglypuffs
Overkill, I hit Frogger with a semi-truck
Samus gave me a blowjob for 50 bucks
Knocked the Paperboy off his bike, then I picked it up
And rode off with it until the night 'cause I don’t give a fuck
Donkey Kong jumped up, he was mad as shit
I had to feed his ass the whole damn banana clip
Pac-Man got a divorce when I bagged his bitch
And that’s her house, so that n***a had to dip
I’m a pervert, Master Roshi with the hoes
I bitch-slap Peach, punch Yoshi in his nose
And Mega Man tried to kill me but his fucking cannon jammed
Fuck your weaponry, n***as see me hand to hand
Robbed James Bond, confiscated his golden gun
I’m finna put a hole through the Keyblade’s chosen one
I’m heartless, so kill yourself, go for the wrist
You are nobody and nobodies ain’t supposed to exist
[Hook]
I’m the Final Boss
Ain’t a damn thing changed
I’m still the hardest n***a in the game
You’re fucking with the Final Boss
And you n***as straight bitch (bitch!)
I’m finna cut ’em into 8 bits
Boy, you’re fucking with the Final Boss
And your ass is fragile
The princess is in another castle
She fucking with the Final Boss
And you n***as straight bitch (bitch!)
I’m finna turn ’em into 8 bits
Boy, you’re fucking with the Final Boss
Ain’t a damn thing changed
I’m still the hardest n***a in the game
You’re fucking with the Final Boss
And you n***as straight bitch (bitch!)
I’m finna cut ’em into 8 bits
Boy, you’re fucking with the Final Boss
And your ass is fragile
The princess is in another castle
She fucking with the Final Boss
And you n***as straight bitch (bitch!)
I’m finna turn ’em into 8 bits
Boy, you’re fucking with the Final Boss