[Intro]
(Hello)

[Chorus]
Because you know I'm home alone
Macaulay, 'caulay Culkin
And boo, I'm bored
My cellular is broken
I'm in the mode, I'm in the zone
And honey, I'm not joking
Now ring me up on my home telephone (Ring!)

[Verse 1]
I'm setting booby-traps in case you are a bad guy
I'm reading bookies, making cookies in my thigh-highs
Play hide and seek, if you don't peek we'll have a fun time
We'll have a fun time
Right?

[Pre-Chorus]
You and I
Maybe we should have a slumber party
Mid-through tonight
Come and ring my doorbell

[Chorus]
Because you know I'm home alone
Macaulay, 'caulay Culkin
And boo, I'm bored
My cellular is broken
I'm in the mode, I'm in the zone
And honey, I'm not joking
Now ring me up on my home telephone (Ring!)
[Verse 2]
I'm setting booby-traps in case you are a bad guy
I'm reading bookies, making cookies in my thigh-highs
Play hide and seek, if you don't peek we'll have a fun time
We'll have a fun time
Right?

[Pre-Chorus]
You and I
Maybe we should have a slumber party
Mid-through tonight
Come and ring my doorbell

[Chorus]
Because you know I'm home alone
Macaulay, 'caulay Culkin
And boo, I'm bored
My cellular is broken
I'm in the mode, I'm in the zone
And honey, I'm not joking
Now ring me up on my home telephone (Ring!)