It isn't red
It isn't green
It isn't seen
It's nothin'!

It isn't white
It isn't tall
It isn't small
It's nothin'!

It's the dance that no-one dances
The song that no-one sings
A joke that no-one laughs at
It's the thing to end all things

It isn't here
It isn't there
It's everywhere
It's nothin'!

It ain't red
(Then, it must be green)
No, it ain't green
(Well, can it be seen?)
Can't be seen
(Well, what is it, Deacon?)
Man, it ain't nothin'!
(Well, doggone!)
It ain't white
(Must be tall)
No, it ain't tall
(Well, is it small?)
No, it ain't small
(Hm-mm-mm, what is it, Deacon?)
It ain't nothin'!

It's the dance that no-one dances
The song that no-one sings
A joke that no-one laughs at
It's thе thing to end all things

It isn't here
(Must bе there)
It ain't there
(Well, where is it, Deacon)
It's everywhere
(I'll agree with you, son; it ain't nothin')
(You got somethin' to put it in, brother?)

[Instrumental]

It ain't red
It ain't green
It ain't seen
It's nothin'!
(What!?)
Yeah...